Muck

Use widely in the north of England as a another word for poo, shit but it can also refer to mud or dirt.

I’m going for a muck.

Look at you! You’re covered in muck.

You’ve walked muck all into the lounge carpet!

by NorthernSillyMonkey November 25, 2020

Muck her/him out

A new welsh phrase for arse to mouth

I always muck her/him out!

I proper mucked her out last night

by Robanna Lakiris November 21, 2013

Muck Money

The term used by gay men who keep money and or other types of payment under or around the balls and or anus.

"I heard Frank keeps some big muck money down there..."

by gay guy #940 July 1, 2016

muck cooked

/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective

slang term for getting wasted

mega stoned

I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.

by Wordsmithingtonburger April 8, 2022

muck fingers

fingers that have been into a muckhole aka bum hole

I've got Muck fingers from last night

by Frosty85 February 4, 2009

Muck up day

A day where usually year 12s do things that are not allowed e.g tying a year 7 to a pole ect. mostly done in Australia.

Year 12 N1 : What are you doin for Muck Up day?
Year 12 N2 : I’m starting a water balloon fight on the oval

by eedeen November 11, 2021

Muck Fuck

Mucking on food and than fucking.
Mucking is munching on food.
Fucking is sex.

Hey babe, shall we muck fuck tonight.
Hells yeah babe.

by TimmiesGirl2002 July 16, 2021