LEGO

A plastic toy block that hurts like heck if you step or press your hand on it. The toy which will be the future menace of society.

Original definition: A nice and creative toy you can play with.
Newly formed definition: A weapon.

"Someone just attacked me with a weapon!"
"What kind?"

"A lego block!"

by onedirection_pleasecomeback March 12, 2024

Lego brain

An insult for someone who can't put the pieces together.

Someone who is stupid.

You're such a lego brain.

by Th3realdookieman November 22, 2020

Lego Box

Another word for a full auto sear/switch on the back of a glock

If you say my name or say my gang you hit with LEGO box

by ChrisPR616223 December 17, 2024

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.

“Pocket legos are life braaa.”

by TheGayLegoFig January 19, 2018

dirty lego

A young woman of power, powerful enough to write her own discription

Lego Ellen, discovered the dirty lego and it is sexualising as a lego brick

by Dirty lego June 6, 2020

Legos

Painfull ugly toys that hurt if you step on them.

OUCH I STEPPED ON A LEGO COME HERE SAYS TO LITTLE JOHN GET YOUR LEGOS OUT MY ROOM!

by Angelique SiNgLe October 24, 2019