field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 11, 2021

Flag

Get the field-goaling mug.

goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.

"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"

by Alice13193 April 15, 2014

Flag

Get the goal shorts mug.

olympic goal

A goal scored directly from a corner kick without any other assistance in football(soccer)

Person: did you see the Olympic goal last night?
Perdón 2: yeah it was awesome!

by Rflow5 May 2, 2022

Flag

Get the olympic goal mug.

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023

Flag