Goal-dem

To be apart of a circle of people who reach for their goals.

A community of people who all have a common thread for making their dreams happen.

That’s my goal-dem! They make shit happen.

by pinklemonaide_co October 23, 2017

Goals

A relationship where the two people are deeply in love and make others look up to their relationship. They are perfection and they suit each other really well.

The ship Alyssa is goals.

by anonymousistheone November 7, 2017

Best friend goals

Mya and jorja

Mya and jorja are best friend goals

by Menamouska November 20, 2018

Goals

Hannah and Asher aka hasher, although the fan base is named hashbrowns.

Hannah and Asher are goals.

by People od the earth June 27, 2018

SMIRT goal

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound

That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one

by CWimby March 1, 2023

roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.

My roast
Roast goals

by It's Harambe November 27, 2016

Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.

The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.

by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019