Obama Cancer

Obama Cancer is an deadly cancer that makes you die in 0.00000001 picosecond! it is very insane and if you survived Obama Cancer the luck chance of it to survive it is 0.1 percent chance! and it is almost impossible to survive and if you survive you will get Obama’s Bad Luck and get unlimited bad lucks

the chance to get it is 100 percent chance also why is it 100 percent because when you hate obama you get obama cancer but if you love obama you get Obama’s good luck

Examples
1. That dude got obama cancer for hating obama
2. He think he can beat obama but he got Obama Cancer

by ChildEater6964202121 February 9, 2023

Cancer diet

A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.

I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.

by arnie123 January 29, 2019

ChokeOut Cancer

ChokeOut Cancer in a Non-Profit Organization dedicated to the fight against Cancer. Who better to fight Cancer than top MMA Athletes from around the world. www.facebook.com/chokeoutcancer
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by Youssefpour November 20, 2011

Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure

Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.

by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022

Skanky Cancer

skanky cancer is a type of cancer caused by getting around too often

Kylie O has skanky cancer from the party the other night

by Hottub169 April 29, 2019

Ear Cancer

Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro.

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !

by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018

Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

by Hatr369 December 12, 2022