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Thai ALVIN THAI LIM

So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?

ALI ๐Ÿผ : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!

MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your

Thai Dick Slug ?

THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts

ALI ๐Ÿผ : I want the Thai hot pot

MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI ๐Ÿผ

I want the Thai hot pot

THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO ๐Ÿœ SOUP?

THE Thai soup ??

MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI ๐Ÿผ with the use of my DICK!

ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES MULTANI I LOVE ๐Ÿ’˜ YOU

ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman

MILES MULTANI: ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ

ALI ๐Ÿผ:.๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ
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THAI aka ALVIN THAI LIM

๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Š

We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL ๐Ÿ’… SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?

You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ HAIL MARY๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI ๐Ÿผ what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "

21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me

SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?

RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.

SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??

RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.

KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
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Thai or ALvin

THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI ๐Ÿผ and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI ๐Ÿผ and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video ๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town

slapping asses with ALI ๐Ÿผ ?

MILES MULTANI, the ๐Ÿ“น Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI ๐Ÿผ is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ˜‹ over.

The cab ๐Ÿš– was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle

THAI : FUCK you ALI ๐Ÿผ!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .

ALI ๐Ÿผ: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai

MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI ๐Ÿผ up his ASS!
ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI๐Ÿผ, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 18, 2025
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Thai is in the industry of doing ๐Ÿ’… NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ, you good ?
ALI ๐Ÿผ: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a

Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI๐Ÿผ : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŒถ
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Thai is a cesspool with a TON of STD's.
Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ because it's YELLOW and eventually going GREEN.

He has slept with a TON of WOMEN and MEN including TAURIEN DALEY when the two went to MEXICO together. THAI took full advantage of TAURIEN DALEY by making TAURIEN a special ๐Ÿธ

Thai Coma and eventually finishing him off with a Thai snowman .

THAI also goes by ALVIN and his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.

He's been seen around in BARRIE, WOODSTOCK, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO and surroundings. He's spreading AIDS throughout the community so people please be careful with THAI.

I wonder what his current girlfriend from the NAIL ๐Ÿ’… SALONE thinks of him ? She's has no FAKING CLUE who the little queer really is!!
HANAHA: KATRINA, did you and THAI practice safe SEX while you two dated ?
KATRINA: he did FUCK me up my ass multiple times because I was in a

Thai Coma then I woke up to a

Thai hole .
HANAHA: ok, makes sense. Now he fucls me up my ASS then FUCKS me in my mouth as blows his load then I have

thai-arrhea . His SEMEN runs right through me which causes me Thai Pinch all day everyday that I have change my undies all the time. What the hell does Thai eat or drink that makes his SEMEN so TOXIC for our bodies??
KATRINA: he's SUCKS men off all day and swallowes BIG LOADS then eats Pad Thai then makes us give him head as he BLOWS his LOAD in our mouths and watches us swallow his LOAD.
HANAHA: you're SMART!
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Thai is a person who is clinically retarded and needs to be diagnosed professionally because he has severe mental health issues on top substance issues. He's needs constant validation from others even if he's wrong because he wants to look and feel adequate at all times. This a TYPICALLY MAGILANT NARSASSCIST TRAIT!!
If you don't agree or give him the validation that he's looking for then he will throw a tantrum like a kid and go bizzerk and eventually go off on a tangent and eventually roffie his own wife's birth control pills ๐Ÿ’Š so she would get prego before she left him so this way there is a bond through their kids or else she essentially would have won that situation because she was leaving him for good but now she has kids that weren't planned. Even when he's trying to help you it's not coming from a good place because he has a evil motive brewing behind the scenes because he suffers from LITTLE MAN SYNDROME or because he's short and he has much more to prove so he always wants the upper hand.

A few names he was give through his childhood and even now he's known as that.

1. RIFF RAFF
2. MICKEY MOUSE

3. COCK SUCKER

4. FOLLOWER
5. ATM, ASS TO MOUTH
6. MAGILANT NARSASSCIST

7. FAGGOT
ALVIN THAI LIM is complete JOKE!!
Go back to your Country or back to BARRIE!
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MAGILANT NARSASSCIST, look up this definition. Poor Jaden and MaiLin have a father as one of these known as Thai
THAI: My life is full of lies.
ALVIN: no SHIT Sherlock.
THAI: I'm a BORN MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
ALVIN: Since Day # 1
THAI: did you know all my school documents are fake like me.
ALVIN: your tool and die certificate is clearly FAKE as FUCK!

THAI: I made it this far LOL

ALVIN: I'm going to tell your parents.
THAI: don't
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