tffers

Short for Two Floors Up commonly referrred to as Two Floors, Two Floors Up, located on Bourke Street Melbourne Australia. Infamous for it's shit hole club good music, and muzzas

lets hit tffers tonight then revs

by yzy May 13, 2010

Ass Taffy

Ass taffy is just another word for shit. Its inspiration was the D4L song "Laffy Taffy."

"So, I was about to give her head. But when I pull off her underwear, they're filled with ass taffy."

by John Owen November 28, 2005

toffee apple

Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.

Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!

by hitchhiker April 15, 2008

Taff

A slang arab word, usually used by university students to reject a certain idea or event. Needs some practice until it can be used in context, and will someday hopefully spread to Canada.

Hey man, lets taff this joint.

*guy 1 puts on tv show, guy 2 finds it boring* Guy 2 says taff man taff.

Guy 1: Man come on, we've got class in 5 minutes!
Guy 2: Who cares man! taff!!!

by Think Tank July 18, 2006

Taffy Waffy

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

by Dude January 29, 2004

Taaffe juice

A sports drink derived from the sweat of Taaffes and more (also infused with nitrous) that dramatically increases your performance in rowing.....side effects are gangly limb syndrome and Taaffe rage

i took my Taaffe juice today before i won the race

by hamburgerhelperman24 September 25, 2010

Toffer

When someone has a super round head and looks like he belongs in a Willy wonka chocolate ad

Get a haircuts you look like a toffer

by HoesLuvMe May 2, 2018