Cat

The assholes of the animal kingdom

Jacob: There’s hair all over the house, do you have a good boy?

Charles: No, just a cat

Jacob: oh

by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

Cat

An overrated animal.

A cat.

by supaahotfiire April 10, 2020

cat

a baby lion

lion: that's my cat
cat mom: that's my child
lion: no it's mine

by XxStarlightxX December 2, 2020

Cat

A small, furry animal, also known as a feline.
REMEMBER
Cats rule; Dogs drool

I have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pet cats

by Catacoma September 6, 2016

Cat

Cat - a small Feline. Cats are the most popular house pet, beating out dogs. Dogs can be annoyingly eager to please, while cats don't give a hoot about what you want or think. It's all about themselves!

When I set my cat down someplace, she immediately moves because it wasn't her idea to be there.

by Punnerguy September 10, 2016

Cat

The cutest animal on the entire planet, and if you think other wise you can catch these hands.

This cat is very cute.

by Princess_Wario October 4, 2021

cat

murdering bastards that will kill your whole family without mercy, using a flaming fireball of death and screaming kamehaheha! THEY CAN EVEN SEE JOHN CENA!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!

help, CAT IS HERE!

by sigma chad rizzler August 21, 2022