pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out

"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"

by kingbumii June 15, 2015

Freedom of the Press

(1.) (Gym etiquette):
Showing consideration to other gym members by not hogging machines or bench presses, others may want to use.

(2.) The freedom felt after physically venting one's daily frustrations, by lifting weights.

Better to abide by "freedom of the press" and be conscientious of other gym members, than hog a machine you are not using. Or are taking lengthy rest periods on, during the busiest time of day.

by Olive989 March 23, 2023

press and seal

When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.

Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.

by pressnseal October 4, 2015

French Press

When you are engaging in vaginal intercourse and whilst thrusting one simultaneously also performs oral sex

Yeah I gave her the French press treatment and she came like crazy

by Uwish January 12, 2023

trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item

He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.

by Townsman December 30, 2014

Guttenberg Press

When a male jumps high in the air (usually off a sofa, etc.) and goes into a backflip in mid air, then lands with his penis inside a woman's vagina or asshole.

I was so proud of myself when I landed the Guttenberg Press for the first time.

by chrisVno3s November 9, 2016

Wench Press

A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.

We scored! Where's Carly?

She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.

Wench Press?

It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.

by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011