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Christian

He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.
Christian is ___
by YupYT90 January 10, 2019
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For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz
I like girls I guess - Christian
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christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball
hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)
by thepoormansense December 14, 2018
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A cute ass boy who is literally jaw dropping like ddaaayyyuuummmnnn i see you.
Hes so sweet and smart hes a Christian
by ImSayingWhatYourThinking October 24, 2019
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the meanest, rudest, most stuck up guy. if you ever talk to him, which you probably will cause he tries to get with every girl, run. like runnnnnnn. he is a good talker and will convince you that he cares but i promise he doesn’t. he denies that he’s a fuckboy but he is the ultimate one. his relationships only last 4 days because he has commitment issues and just wants to hoe around. he plays the same games with every girl he talks to so if he make you feel special just remember you are probably not in his eyes. but who gives a fuck abt him cause he’s a piece of shit. he thinks he’s the hottest guy ever but he’s actually really ugly. so just do yourself a favor and drop him before you catch feelings unless you wanna look like the biggest clown.
new girl- “do y’all know a guy named christian”

every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”
by the ultimate clown September 25, 2019
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A human porcupine that needs to get a haircut as quick as yesterday
Christian dinosaur be lookin like a whole pineapple
by Blurb37 February 23, 2019
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The name Christian orginated in england and normally a person named christian is bisexual and loves dick.
Person1: You know the new kid Christian

Person2: Yeah

Person1: Hes definitely bi he tried to bum me then my sister
by Jermeyclarcson April 11, 2020
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