When you’re trying to have sex in a bathtub and end up getting stuck because you’re too old and your bathtub is too small.
I knew better than to have marital relations in such a precarious position. He said he wanted to “tap dat ass,” but after getting stuck, it was more like “taft dat ass.”
by Adagiomega November 22, 2020
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Tafqif:Go go go walkenberry skeleton in the woods >:) !!!!
1:What?
2: That's just Tafqif being Tafqif
1:What?
2: That's just Tafqif being Tafqif
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We were supposed to go to the beach, but we discovered the Bar Rescue channel on Pluto TV and ended up having a Taffernoon.
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Get the Tafting mug.Tafadzwa is a shy girl but also sweet.Once She has a crush it will be hard to make her think otherwise ,but she can't decide who she would choose.Tafadzwa is a lot of things one of them being a negativeperson.She is very selfless and would give you her last coin.She has big dreams for herself and when she puts her mind to something big,she will find a way to do it.Tafadzwa cares deeply about her friends even though she has a small circle of friends and a lot of acquaintances .She needs to trust someone before ruling them as a friend, it's also very hard to gain her trust Tafadzwa isn't afraid of saying what's on her mind but she can get a bit emotional.She is a star that is as bright as the sun. Nobody can compare themselves with Tafadzwa because they know she is a shining star She is anamazing, beautiful, selfless, caring and a loving queen . Don't underestimate Tafadzwa because her shine will blind you !!!! Tafadzwa wherever you are, just know that you are an amazing queen and never underestimate yourself !!!!!!!
Tafadzwa is an amazing girl.
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Tafadzwa is an amazing girl.
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Tafadzwa is the most beautiful girl you can ever meet...................written by a secret admirer the G.O.A.T 🐐
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