shitting poopfuck

Shitting Poopfuck is when a couple (or more) people shit on each other naked. It is like a cumshot, but with shit. It is very hard to find, and is best not to search on Google images

so i was watching shitting poopfuck yesterday, and my mom walked in!

by (dude)dhs1976 December 29, 2015

Spitting Ass

(Invented by me, Miracle)

A phrase used to refer to someone who is talking so much shit.

Koko: Have you seen Lulu? That girl need to know when keep her ugly self away from my man, before she gives him STDs.
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!

by Spektz May 14, 2016

Shitting for England

Means that you are pooing a lot.

Fucking hell mate I’ve been on the toilet for ages, “I’m shitting for England”

by Han so lo September 23, 2017

spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)

Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash

by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018

Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.

Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.

by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019

shitting in Steubenville

adding nothing of value to nowhere of any significance

He fancies himself an Instagram influencer, but he's just shitting in Steubenville

by Spunky Spunk October 13, 2019

shitting in tinfoil

Someone who is "shitting in tinfoil" is a person who's ship has come in. This person could be described as above the fray, or beyond reproach if you will.

- Look at Bobby's new Ford F150 4x4 Platinum over there. He's shitting in tinfoil.

by eyesoftheworld March 5, 2020