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Swiss Army Spesh

The commonly known term "Swiss army spesh" is when a certain person (usually very emotional) pulls out a swiss army knife on his own friends and threatens them.
I will kill you dead because im the swiss army spesh you dirty canadians.
by Shammyroc January 3, 2010
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swiss army knife

a knife with many useless tools on it that the bastards at airport security keep stealing.
dude why are you taking my swiss army knife?
by John Michaelz September 16, 2005
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Swiss Miss and Piss

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.
Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.
by Jaboloff April 26, 2011
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Swiss Logic

by Masked Newbie June 3, 2003
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swiss suit of armor

A sexual act when a group of 30+ men ejaculates on a woman and the woman then waits for the semen to dry. The woman is then incased in a suit made of dry semen.
Yo nigga, me and the football team and the baseball team all got together last night and treated Sooz to a Swiss Suit Of Armor. The bitch couldn't move.
by Tyco Brahe June 22, 2006
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Dimensional swiss cheese

John: 'tell me something I don't know' Gilburt: 'dimensional swiss cheese'
by The poggin owl January 30, 2022
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swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.
"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."
by JITE MUFFIN February 24, 2010
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