bella swan

Basic white girl that's the worst character in the entire history of literature

Becky: Twilight is the best book ever.
Teen: I read Twilight and you're a Bella Swan.

by suck_my_d33 January 12, 2025

swan’s nest

Adj: A alpha female’s vagina, particularly one of a gorgeous woman in her late 20s to early 30s that seems to lead her pack.

As I thought of a way to quiver my lip, she pushed me over and spread her legs to reveal her swan’s nest.

by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023

Swan

A Giant Fucking Idiot

Guy 1: Hey You see that Girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: She’s a Fucking Swan

by Kimar_ December 29, 2020

restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket

Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.

by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017

Swan

to confidently befriend people in order to generate lasting relationships while leveraging their perks and capabilities

"how did we get bypass security so fast?"
"oh i know the head of security"
"ah i see, we're pulling a swan"

by shawnasaur March 8, 2020

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Swan Dive

A great song that maximas cast hates because he has no taste in music

Swan dive is a great song

by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019