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by dasilencer7007 February 12, 2018

Schrödinger's Stress

A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.

Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams

Lad 2: The try not studying

Lad 1: That also stresses me

Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress

by pornhubisjustyoutubewithporn December 10, 2021

stress dough

Cookie dough that one eats when stressed with school

I'll go buy the stress dough.

by Anonymous\// December 03, 2016

Hydric stress

The need to drink water, also known as thirst.

I can't eat these crackers now, I got the hydric stress

by Gbisol December 29, 2010

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.

Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.

by green road March 02, 2018

don't stress

a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"

Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."

by thedrizzyprophet April 30, 2016

petty stress

the act of playing or jamming out to your favorite Tom Petty songs when life's 'petty' stresses start to get the best of you.

You had one hell of a week.. sounds to me like you need to keep your petty stress in check.. now go jam out to *insert favorite TP song*.

by ceep October 14, 2014