Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man

Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)

by Fr*nce hater January 6, 2024

Reach for the Straws

A fallacy in which an individual in an argument makes a wild accusation based on little, often irrelevant evidence in a moment of panic.

Derived from the term ‘Reach’ and phrase ‘Grasping At Straws’, as well as being a play on the phrase ‘Reach for the Stars’

“After her position was proved untenable, Olive began to reach for the straws in order to discredit her opponent.”

by loverama99 January 30, 2024

paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.

I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.

by Duhl February 3, 2024

Roman Straw

when you suck up someone’s cum and spit it into their butthole.

I love giving my boyfriend roman straws!

by veganfarts77 December 6, 2022

Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022

Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

by High job flu December 17, 2023

Straw Hat

To pirate movies, shows, music, etc. illegally. Based on the hit anime series, One Piece.

“Dang, I can’t find season 10 of South Park anywhere!”
“Dude, just straw hat it.”

by Saboratory May 7, 2023