STIFF

S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.

You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.

Take action and quit being such a STIFF.

by sound recollection October 17, 2025

Stiff Jimmy

A very strong mixed drink

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face

by Bummerdude March 3, 2018

Stiffe

A fancy way of calling someone a "STIFF". This is a person that is very lazy or extremly bad at something. The "e" on the end is silent and it makes the "i" long.

"Ohh Kent you may have to play cather this game, Gernick issss aaaa "STIFFE!!!""

by J.T Dice August 22, 2007

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Wicker and stiffs

popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.

"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "

by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011

Biff the Stiff

The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.

Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!

by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010

sargent stiff

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.

Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants

by Bphil420 February 1, 2018