government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Stiff Jimmy

A very strong mixed drink

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face

by Bummerdude March 3, 2018

Wicker and stiffs

popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.

"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "

by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011

stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium

Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium

by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025

Stiff

Nickname for person named Stian, but this "Stian" has to be exceptionally stupid. Can also be called Stig

Hey Stiff, you fucking dumbass!

by alinarnold October 25, 2017

stiff fit

an outfit that looks good/ cool, very stylish, auraful

hey bro, thats a stiff fit.

by beng995 December 15, 2025

stiff lose

When a team loses when there was a few dodgey calls when it was close

Collingwood had a stiff lose against Geelong

by Jeffnation August 26, 2017