Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018

by MissKitty1970 October 20, 2019

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy
by Dessy C July 20, 2016

by Drivetribe January 14, 2018

by S3xxyTeets January 4, 2019

Small, usually isolated bits of congealed gelatenous matter either from natural genital or artificial lubrication that have the tendency to cling to the anterior portion of a female's vaginal lips, penis or marital aid after the lubricating properties have diminished a little. Their formation is generally tied directly to extended periods of penetrative sex by the penis or other marital aid as the friction of unabating thrusting and the air temperature combine affecting the stickiness and clingability of the small globules that have formed. In close up pussy pics sometimes mistaken for bits of toilet tissue. Usually white in color, tasteless and benign. When dry can be difficult to remove from bedding and clothing.
After we fucked for hours there were Spunk Boogies everywhere because we were too lazy to clean up afterwards!
by CT Hunter July 6, 2021

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her
Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"
Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
by af2 January 14, 2017
