Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025

spunkington

a human sized home wrecker who cant stop smoking and has too many gatherings

yeh everyone is going round spunkingtons for a smoke and to wreck homes

by miles April 19, 2003

smunchin

Wanting to get high.

"Yo dude I'm smunchin so bad, you got any buddahs?"

by Jackass9484 February 22, 2008

Punching the Reactor Core

Deeply and vigorously penetrating the sphincter of a organism to the degree where it has lost the ability to function succesfully.

Police - "How did you escape for that petophile young man?"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"

by Dante Al Dante October 8, 2008

Punching Sasquatch

From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.

I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"

by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009

punching the bunny

what girls do when they are alone and in need of a man

Dude I just walked in on your sister. She was totally punching the bunny

by bunny punching fan August 3, 2010

Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010