sponge

A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.

My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 21, 2004

Sponges

Another name for boobs. Mostly used to describe ones tits.

oh man, her sponges are so soft.

by Wallofsponges November 24, 2016

Spongealecks

(Spu-nj A-lecks); n. An unintelligent human being who is incapable of detecting sarcasm and is, thus, forced to take every statement seriously while being unable to properly rebuttal.

My goodness, did you hear Jeffrey try to argue with the teacher? What a Spongealecks.

by Miracle Gravy February 8, 2009

spongebib

Lil square nigga, always on that gang shit

Me: AYYY SPONGEBIB

Spongebib: -silently smokes-

by Guy Fieri Except Hotter March 5, 2018

Spongeknob squarenuts

A very sexy porno including sponge knob and cheeks

yo dude did you watch Spongeknob squarenuts yet
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing

by GemThrive June 15, 2018

spongebobsexual

When you are sexually attracted to Spongebob, and Spongebob only #broken #myspongeyboi4life

Someone: I thought you were Dreamsexual
Spongebobsexual: I'm Spongebob sexual because the only person I love is Spongebob on cap that's what it is

by Kiranyte July 9, 2021