Spongealecks

(Spu-nj A-lecks); n. An unintelligent human being who is incapable of detecting sarcasm and is, thus, forced to take every statement seriously while being unable to properly rebuttal.

My goodness, did you hear Jeffrey try to argue with the teacher? What a Spongealecks.

by Miracle Gravy February 8, 2009

Spongeknob squarenuts

A very sexy porno including sponge knob and cheeks

yo dude did you watch Spongeknob squarenuts yet
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing

by GemThrive June 15, 2018

spongebib

Lil square nigga, always on that gang shit

Me: AYYY SPONGEBIB

Spongebib: -silently smokes-

by Guy Fieri Except Hotter March 5, 2018

spongebobsexual

When you are sexually attracted to Spongebob, and Spongebob only #broken #myspongeyboi4life

Someone: I thought you were Dreamsexual
Spongebobsexual: I'm Spongebob sexual because the only person I love is Spongebob on cap that's what it is

by Kiranyte July 9, 2021

Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.

"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

snap the sponge cake

Snapping the sponge cake is when you snap the bikini bottom of a hot babe so her ass giggles like a sponge cake. This term was popularized in the 2006 movie Surf School.

hey bra, wanna snap the sponge cake?

by Mrs. Choksondik December 20, 2010

spongelust

A severe craving for Spongebob Squarepants.

His spongelust was too great; thus, he succumbed to buying the first season of Spongebob Squarepants.

by vega_stardust January 28, 2006