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splooge magnet

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet
by Carlo999 June 30, 2011
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splookah

A hookah filled with 1 part tobacco and 1 part marijuana.
"Hey, tonight lets go to your place and splookah your hookah."
by Splookah Steve November 29, 2011
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Splodering

When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.
John is really full of himself lately. He really needs some splodering.
by Fraddence December 9, 2012
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splondifirous

Adj.

A word that can be transmutated into any conceivable form in order to portray the subject in the highest possible manner.
I went blind shortly after seeing Sara for the first time; as she was the most splondifirous human being that I ever layed eyes upon.
by Aqua NEW January 5, 2014
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splooge jelly

to exhibit large amounts of jealousy
I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.
by JBry tha boss June 2, 2014
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Splooge

"Dude this girl splooged all over my face when I went down on her"
by Sexy chick November 12, 2014
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splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.
i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube
by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016
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