A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".
by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013
Get the moist sparkle mug.When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.
"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."
by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012
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Get the Sparkle Fluffer mug."I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."
by klickklackpow January 6, 2012
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by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011
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Get the Sparkle X Yoshi mug.Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.
He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?
by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023
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