Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.

"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013

Social Hyena

Someone in a group of assholes who laugh at abuse for a social status

that group of EGO hungry bullys are a bunch of social hyenas

by monkeyboyliam May 15, 2017

social wizard

person able to communicate, relate, understand and return the same level back to a person or group

Megan is such a social wizard. She can hold a conversation with anyone.

by ItzLyBiatch July 29, 2009

Boxcar Social

1. A party or social gathering often taking place inside an abandoned or otherwise derelict boxcar.

2. A party hastily thrown together by hooligans, usually involving depravity and debauchery.

3. A party or social gathering where everyone dresses up as newsies and flappers.

4. A race with contestants dressed up as newsies racing vintage pedal cars.

Mr Kemp invited me and Atticus to a boxcar social tomorrow evening.

Some old friends are holding a boxcar social but I don’t know if I will go, the cops usually show up and ruin the fun.

A boxcar social is being held a few blocks away. Would you like to dress up and head on over?

by gypsywrangler January 2, 2022

social masochist

a person who literally gets off on being somewhere they’re not wanted lol the other definition is wrong

my friend : why are you going to your exes party he hates u

me : i’m a social masochist

by no pride November 5, 2021

Social Cock

A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.

Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.

by billy bob faggot June 8, 2013

Social Brick

An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.

Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.

I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.

by D&Danny August 15, 2019