Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?
Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021

Social health involves your ability to form satisfying interpersonal relationships with others. It also relates to your ability to adapt comfortably to different social situations and act appropriately in a variety of settings.
by JJBrezzy October 17, 2017

An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.
Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.
Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.
I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.
by D&Danny August 15, 2019

An individual who only smokes weed when someone else has it. Basically a person who doesn't buy their own weed and mooches of you when you have it.
Kyle-"dude you think Tyler has any weed?"
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."
by All State 1B March 2, 2014

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.
That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.
by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"
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social boner awkward sex funny dumb summer popular life the meaning word of the day cool
by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013

by monkeyboyliam May 15, 2017
