Social Brick

An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.

Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.

I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.

by D&Danny August 15, 2019

Social Cock

A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.

Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.

by billy bob faggot June 8, 2013

Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.

"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013

pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.

Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!

by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021

social stoner

An individual who only smokes weed when someone else has it. Basically a person who doesn't buy their own weed and mooches of you when you have it.

Kyle-"dude you think Tyler has any weed?"
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."

by All State 1B March 2, 2014

social parsley

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.

That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.

by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

social masochist

a person who literally gets off on being somewhere they’re not wanted lol the other definition is wrong

my friend : why are you going to your exes party he hates u

me : i’m a social masochist

by no pride November 5, 2021