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some sort of an infection from shaving or something 

This is genital herpes.
I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

There's Something About Mary Syndrome 

1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.

-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"

"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."

2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"

"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"

Doing something 

If someone says that their probably jerking off right now.
"Hey bro wanna hang out?" " No doing something right now"
Doing something by StemBR November 12, 2021

and now for something completely different 

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

I've Got Something in my Front Pocket for You 

The song in which Butters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole fucking crowd
"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"

get something over with 

to end or finish something without procrastination
It's about time we get it over with.