ball slapper

A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.

This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.

by wg February 5, 2003

pimp slapped

the ultimate form of disrespect, if done on camera or in front of people. remember, use the BACK of the hand. after pimp slapping someone, tell EVERYONE you know.

Guy 1: hey faggot, fuck you!

Guy 1 gets pimp slapped by guy 2.

Guys 3, 4, and 5: OOOOH SHIZZLE!

by the ultimate cool pimpmeister August 14, 2009

slapped the yarmulka

Slang term meaning one has been gifted with a very large nose.

Howard Stern was slapped the yarmulka! You could ski down his nose!

by Paul August 2, 2004

Snack Slapper

A female willing to give oral sex for food.

Dude your mum is a snack slapper.

by Coe December 2, 2003

slippery slappers

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers

"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden

by Slappery slippers August 31, 2010

seppukku

A japanese ritual sacrifice, mainly when you have been disgraced.

If my 'friends' spread my secrets to the whole school, i will perform seppukku to end my life and my shame.

by Fluffy Paine May 29, 2007

Johnson Slapper

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005