skinning the mink

Yet another term for masturbation.

I was skinning the mink when my girlfriend walked in on me.

by Plow September 18, 2005

Skanking

Gaining extra money from the short changing of residents of Dickoslavakia. Often includes removal of pounds into a jar or other receptacle. Requires a sound effect and possible finger tapping in order to be considered a true Skank.

Saying "and that's £7.79 change thanks" and actually giving the idiot £6.79 in order to fund holidays car repairs and new electrical appliances is Skanking

by northallertonhater September 27, 2011

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma February 7, 2020

skanking

Prostituting, selling of the body.

I was out skanking myself on 42nd Street.

by FraniquaIsTheSex July 2, 2005

sminking

smiling and winking at the same time, while while having sex with a female(s) in the ass as she looks back at you

I was sminking on that hoe all last night

by JabaThe Hut January 19, 2008

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma April 26, 2020