Shlong

A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.

Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong

by OscarMartini February 8, 2024

Shlong

A large penis ranging from 8inches+

Girl: "did you see mr.pipeyocheeks shlong?
Girl2: "omg yea it's so big"

by swagcapper August 18, 2018

Long Shlong day

Long Shlong Day is dedicated to the very famous singer Trey songz

Becky- omg did you hear it’s Long Shlong day
Jenifer- Yeahhh we love you Trey Songz!

by 231_tng February 22, 2021

Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs

Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house

by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024

shlong

They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.

girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong

mum- teenagers these days

mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'

by karon69 March 9, 2023

sHLoNg

another word for a long penis

Jesus fuck look at my shlong.

by allpreistsarepedophiles August 19, 2018

Shlong

A big penis. Like very big. The biggest...

"Ay Man! Teriq, come look at this niggas FAT SHLONG!"
"..Bro, you ain't cappin."

by MeatSackAttack November 2, 2020