Shelf

Girl with a big booty that is flat on top like a shelf.

That girl got a shelf. You could set a coke can on that.

by Tremain50 May 7, 2025

Shelf Check

When a girl has a phat ass, to the point where she could set her ass down on a shelf while standing.

Damn girl, lemme get a shelf check

by TheXtrm July 22, 2025

Shelf

Short for “shit myself”

Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro

by CronchyApple May 5, 2020

stick on the shelf

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf

I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself

by Cal1foolya July 3, 2022

sugar shelf

The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.

“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”

by Onebigtooth July 16, 2019

snack shelf

A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.

Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!

by psnack October 6, 2013

hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020