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Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after
How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.
by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025
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Top Shelf

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009
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the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars
by BigPete623 August 5, 2019
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shelf

adjective, verb; being "not cool" or lame, putting an end to being "not cool" or lame
"...gamerboy_2020 is so shelf my guy; he's trash on COD AND fortnight."

"Shelf it man.. why did you tell Sky I like her?!"

"this year is shelved.. can't wait for 2021!"
by kalkal December 4, 2020
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Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.
by Helixfire March 3, 2016
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Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.
by Leland451 November 24, 2021
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Shelf

The appearance of full glutes from top to bottom. An ass that looks like you could sit a cup on it.
“Yeah my girl has a whole shelf from working out in the gym.”
by Imadethisbc October 27, 2022
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