shelf is so cool

Used when describing the app Shelf

"Have you installed Shelf"
"Yeah, Shelf is so cool"

by tttaaaarr July 26, 2023

shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010

Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.

Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?

by YVLdoja January 3, 2025

shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

on the shelf

the amount of time you will have to do in jail if you violate probation or parole

I can't get as much as a speeding ticket, i've got 5 years on the shelf

by rollon October 4, 2021

Shelf

A unit of a man, very solid individual.

Oi gdem, Dave is built like a shelf.

by wettiebix September 10, 2020

Jiggle Shelf

A damn fine booty. One that is phat, yet defies gravity. Kabooty.

Damn, I want to place my goods on that Jiggle Shelf.

by OldManPAt February 28, 2013