get shed of

To depart with, lose or avoid. Origin, to shed water like a duck.

I could not get shed of the creep who was stalking me.

by Jake 773 October 18, 2021

Shed-ware

IT Software invented by some dude in a shed. Has amazing website claiming incredible features and a wide client base. Is in fact just one guy in a shed trying to do it all.

SAP is an Enterprise grade ERP tool, globally renowned and recommended in the Gartner magic quadrant as one of the most innovative and leading products in the market. This product, on the other hand, is shed-ware.

by Consulting101 May 03, 2023

big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.

Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special

by Puto Suave February 01, 2024

to shed someone off

used to encourage the recipient to cut a person out of their lives. usually when the person to be shed exhibits traits of benevolent sexism, and could be described as not funny or boring; a stickler for the rules.

To shed someone off:

Aw Shannah man, shed him off he's got no craic

by 666paul666 December 20, 2023

Shed

Is when someone gives u a hickey

Aw last night my girl have me a shed. It's big and red.

by Battygal🍑🍑❤ April 04, 2017

shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 06, 2016

Shed

The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.

“I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again”
“Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”

by Booga March 02, 2019