Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.

"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."

by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024

Shed bunny

Someone you fuck but don't allow anyone to know about because you're embarrassed by it.

Dude1: "hey Mark I saw you with your shed bunny the other day"
Dude2: "oh god... no... I can explain"

by Chippingmonks May 29, 2018

Shed

Discard (anything unpleasant, redundant, or obsolete).

They lacked the desire to shed the hubris of the past.

by Arminkshipper June 8, 2024

potato shed

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.

On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.

by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023

Ed the Shed

Ed is a Shed

"Wow its Ed the Shed!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 17, 2022

Stable shed

Stable shed is when u have realised something but ur so autismic that u can’t spell and so stable shed is a much easier option.

Friend 1 “omg I just stable shed that she is so autismic that she can’t spell

by Autismic chap November 13, 2019

buckets in the shed

it means you do something and you regret it

mark:i put the buckets in the shed

shawn:okay now put the hose in the-what did you do this time??
mark:a bad thing

by the weirdo unicorn January 3, 2021