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seagullable

Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)
Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
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Seagull

where someone cums in your arse and then you shit it back onto there chest
jake did a seagull on bayley, it was kinda hot
by Tharmekul August 3, 2020
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Virginia Seagulls

The Virginia seagulls are a professional college football team in the VFD ( Virginia Football Division ) They have won their Division in 2013, and 2014. Their head coach is Drake Alexander. Est. 1989
by vfd11 April 19, 2018
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Seagull swoop

A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.

Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
by mangaby August 17, 2010
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Dirty Seagull

When after you have finished having sex you shit on your partner from a height and then run down and steal their food straight from their hand. Popular in the Northeast coastal regions of the UK
Our lass was eating some chips after I had gid her one, so climbed up on the wardrobe and gave her the old Dirty Seagull
by Al The Duce January 10, 2024
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Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull
Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"
by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021
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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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