Hungry seagull

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.

Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.

Dude : what?

Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.

by Dollop June 8, 2018

Seagulled

When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.

I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled

by Gecko72 February 13, 2023

Seagull

When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.

“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”

by Realfactx February 28, 2021

The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.

My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.

by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

Seagull

Government drones

I'm trying to change and there is a seagull peeping through my window, I hope it isn't one of those government drones trying to spy on me.

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Seagulling

When your having a romantic evening on the beach with your girlfriend and you decide that having sex in missionary is too boring, you then pop your self out stick it in the sand and then back. She immediately starts making a sound like a seagull.

Dude 1: my girlfriend got a uti
Dude 2:how?

Dude 1: I gave a good old seagulling.

by MarkyWallberg69 May 27, 2016

Seagull Shitting

Opening a window in a tall building and cumming out of it onto people below

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.

by XX-_- February 1, 2024