lick my seahorse

A girl the wants oral sex performed on her

"I want you to lick my seahorse"

Oral sex I want you to lick my seahorse

by cunts fucked May 18, 2014

Flock of Seagulls

The group of guys you want to “run so far away from” their dads are probably lawyers

Look it’s a flock of seagulls. Let’s run so they don’t roofie us

by Ivy Cyanide May 24, 2022

seagulling

seagulled

to drive by on the beach and 'chuck' sperm from your hand into the face of an innocent passer by, the passer by has been seagulled

by redvynal July 17, 2003

Steven Seagal

Fat, out of shape actor who has trouble speaking because of his fat face. Moves hands a lot when he has to fight. Fights in films don't last long because he tires very quickly

A line from any steven seagal movie

Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh

Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly

by ric flair August 8, 2006

Seagulls

Excessive annoying nagging from your girlfriend; The behavior exibited when a woman, in most cases your girlfriend, gets upset with you and screeches at you non-stop for the duraton of her fit, or more than 5 minutes; the tone of voice a woman has when she is nagging at a man.

Man, I'll call you back Im getting seagulls on the other line.

Dude, I got seagulls up the ass last night for not calling my girlfriend back.

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004

screaming seagull

when your doing a chick on the beach and before you cum you pull your dick out stick it in the sand and then shove that shit back in there and cover your ears because thats one loud fucking seagull.

me and sally were on the beach getting it on then i pulled a screaming seagull. that bitch screamed so loud i need a hearing aide in my left ear.

by johnathan fuckin howell January 13, 2008

seagull

slang word for cocaine
"cah cah" is the sound a seagull makes and is used as a shortened form of the word cocaine

"Hey man, I hear there's a lot of seagull around."

by Angelinnnnna August 19, 2007