Describes the circumstances involving male ejaculate dispersed out of field of vision during orgasm, and the male and/or partner being unaware of the whereabouts of the ejaculate landing spot.
by aeonjoey October 18, 2010

That stuffed animal that's all torn up and dirty that nobody touches because the family dog spends all day alternating between chewing it and humping it.
"I know you want to play with Fluffy but you might want to get that out of your mouth, it's his Scooby Dew rag!!
by figarojames January 19, 2019

A flaming Scooby snack is when you are smoking without a screen and a flaming piece of pot goes up the bong and in your mouth. Disgusting.
by ArdentMaple3941 November 14, 2018

by sal1234 November 22, 2021

An organized plan or sequence of events that is incredibly unrealistic or over-the-top for the objective it is attempting to achieve.
-Derived from the antagonists of the popular children’s cartoon franchise “Scooby-Doo”, whom usually go about their malicious plans by dressing up as a monster and scaring people in outlandish ways.
-Derived from the antagonists of the popular children’s cartoon franchise “Scooby-Doo”, whom usually go about their malicious plans by dressing up as a monster and scaring people in outlandish ways.
“Did you hear about those firefighters that were arrested for locking a bunch of orphans in a burning building and then save them for a publicity stunt? What a ‘Scooby-Doo Scheme!’”
by Wayoftheredpanda December 24, 2019

One of the best ways to distract yourself from intense learning and deep focus whilst provoking deep thought; Scooby Doo Soccer is a metaphorical symbol that invokes distrust from the teacher to the student.
a.
Teacher: Alright class, time to go to the land of canvas and begin your digeri-doos. Keep your phones away in your fanny packs, back packs, cargo pockets or cargo shorts.
Student: *playing on cool math games*
Teacher: What are we doing over here? Scooby Doo Soccer?
b.
Teacher: You have until Monday to complete your research graphic organizer, make sure to have 3 reliable sources and a question, inquiry, and wondering for each. You only have 3 more class days to finish this, so lets MAKE SURE that we ARENT PLAYING any SCOOBY DOO SOCCER. Okay? We don't have time to be goof balls and loafers. *laser eyes*
Teacher: Alright class, time to go to the land of canvas and begin your digeri-doos. Keep your phones away in your fanny packs, back packs, cargo pockets or cargo shorts.
Student: *playing on cool math games*
Teacher: What are we doing over here? Scooby Doo Soccer?
b.
Teacher: You have until Monday to complete your research graphic organizer, make sure to have 3 reliable sources and a question, inquiry, and wondering for each. You only have 3 more class days to finish this, so lets MAKE SURE that we ARENT PLAYING any SCOOBY DOO SOCCER. Okay? We don't have time to be goof balls and loafers. *laser eyes*
by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023

Go into a investigation; fix all the mess. Used in Spider-Man No Way Home when Doctor Strange want Peter to find all the villains back
by OyrtJay November 23, 2021
