To climb on ones roof and takes a shit in their chimney (make sure to do it when its cold) so when they light a fire, their entire humbled abode smells like your Christmas breakfast. (Aka your shit)
Dude, i totally pulled a Shitty Santa last Christmas eve,when i went over to the house i did it at it smelled like shit!
by Gmoney aka Andy October 13, 2007
Get the Shitty Santamug. A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.
by Greg1619 January 3, 2008
Get the Santa Clausemug. Santa Cruz is known for its accepting and stoned community. It is a great place to live and is home to many pro surfers. but that doesn't mean that you should come and live there. Trannies go home!!!! and by trannies i mean anyone who thinks they, on any god given day can just go out and try to learn to surf, this also includes any one who lives in a valley or san jose.
Josh(with the puka shell necklace):Hey bra lets go hit up some hella' sick waves at cowell's and the lane dude. yah!!!!
Local:SMACK!!!! Get out of Santa Cruz you fucking valley and never come back!!!!
Local:SMACK!!!! Get out of Santa Cruz you fucking valley and never come back!!!!
by Tristan hicko January 1, 2006
Get the Santa Cruzmug. When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis.
Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with the Santa Claus."
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."
Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."
Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"
by JJ Dahmski November 24, 2010
Get the Santa Clausmug. The heterosexual situation wherein a man, while engaged in doggystyle sex with a woman, suddenly switches from penetrating the woman vaginally to penetrating her anally, much to the surprise of the woman. In this case, 'peekaboo' refers to the surprise element of the situation, 'santa' being a euphemism for the man's penis ('a short, jolly fat man').
by Tangolibre December 25, 2007
Get the peekaboo santamug. When you give someone a gift in order to sleep with them. Then after you've had sex with them and they are asleep...you rob them.
I was trying to sleep with this chick, and she was being shady. So I gave her a "black santa" and I got what I wanted, and some spending money.
by Steve Williams December 7, 2003
Get the Black Santamug. The capital of the State of New Mexico. Located in the north, about 3 hours from Colorado, Santa Fe is a mountainous desert region. With a very rich culture and history, Santa Fe attracts lots of artists and hippies, making it a very liberal town. The people are very friendly and laid-back. Santa Fe is often called the 'Land of Entrapment' because most people who live there for a significant amount of time either never leave or come back eventually. Some believe this is because of the intense energy the town posesses.
by YourMom July 30, 2004
Get the Santa Femug.