The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022
Get the National Steal A Hat Weekmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>mug. A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
Get the Sign stealing scandalmug. when the government uses screen sharing technology to try to embarrass another person and limit opportunity
The screen steal was attempting to insult a historical American so that her character could be questioned.
by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019
Get the screen stealmug. by thatkid-milez December 3, 2019
Get the no stealing septembermug. Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
by Snaccson September 28, 2019
Get the stealing a basemug. The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
Get the Mr. Steal Yo Mealmug.