When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
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Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020
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Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning
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Get the Spidermanning mug.Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.
Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
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Get the Whacky Spiderman mug.When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
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