Snowflake

someone who gets offended when someone calls them a weirdo for wiping their ass standing up

Person 1: "Do you wipe standing or sitting?

Person 2: "Standing"
Person 1: "damn ew"
Person 2: "DUDE STFU OMG YOURE THE WEIRDO FOR STANDING"
snowflake

by kay3405 June 19, 2023

snowflake

Overly sensitive person whose feelings and beliefs are hurt to the extreme! Proper term for pussy.

Coworker: That guy is such a snowflake.

Me: Don't you mean, pussy?!
Coworker: Yes but we are at work. Don't say it so loud!
Me: OK...snowflake.

by mitch_southpaw February 22, 2023

Snowflake

A term someone will call someone that they are insanely jealous of. The person calling the other person that is usually very delusional and in need of therapy

You're a snowflake

by John49635 January 20, 2024

Irish Snowflake

Noun When you're wearing green lipstick and have an ice cube in your mouth, then give a frosty butthole kiss

I hope you enjoyed that Irish Snowflake.

by Mr. Park January 20, 2024

Snowflakism

The act of behaving in a manner that would make you regarded as a snowflake. Namely the act of behaving in a manner that would be deemed over sensitive or easily hurt by trivial statements or actions that has come from another.

That guy over there got really upset when I called him a silly billy. Shouldn't do that, that is snowflakism.

by LordJenal April 29, 2023

Snowflake

Someone who is easily offended and susceptible to confirmation bias, usually with the tendency to dehumanize those they perceive as inferior or weak due to a deep-rooted sense of inadequacy, who resorts to deflection and projection when threatened or fearful of change

Person 1: How they’re allowing this nonsense about gender is truly disgraceful. These snowflakes get so triggered and whine when people don’t agree with them. Can you believe that crap?

Person 2: You literally just described yourself… but I also didn’t ask for this conversation, soooo I’m gonna go cause it’s taco Tuesday. Good luck though and hope you find some peace in your life!

by Fearthereaper72 May 14, 2023

old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.

Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.

by joelstius December 11, 2022