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The Back Door Sneak

1) A devious ploy, which involves trickery and the element of surprise. (The most literal definition is inserting your P into a girls A instead of her V)
2) Any situation with your friends where you come from seemingly nowhere to surprise them
*similar concept to a back door cut in basketball... but with more real world application
jeez, i was gonna hook up with cait, had that shit all set up, and then u run the back door sneak on me?!?" "sorry bro, im sure she'll still fuck you too
by premature_4life April 24, 2011
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right cheek sneak

While sitting, tilt to your left and fart.
Pedro snuck in a right cheek sneak during todays meeting and cleared the room.
by chris koob March 2, 2004
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one cheek sneak

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.
Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.
by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009
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Sneak through the bush

Sorry, I'm late. On my way out the door this morning I had to sneak through the bush.
by swampdonkey - JMP March 25, 2009
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Sneaking one out

A cheeky wank under cover of the naked eye
I had my hair cut today, the stylist' breasts rubbed against my arm, so I decided to start sneaking one out under the gown
by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013
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The left cheek sneak

When you lift your left cheek and slowly, and quietly pass gas
When Tom was in a meeting he preformed the left cheek sneak and no one knew that he even farted
by OkBoomer69 November 4, 2019
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Sneak-E-O

a CEO who sneaks around responsibilities and the law for personal gain
Bernie Ebbers of WorldCom was a Sneak-E-O.
Jeffrey Skilling of Enron was a Sneak-E-O.
Kenneth Lay of Enron was a Sneak-E-O.
Dennis Kozlowski of Tyco was a Sneak-E-O.
Richard Scrushy of HealthSouth was a Sneak-E-O.
Sam Waksal of ImClone was a Sneak-E-O.
John Rigas of Adelphia Communications was a Sneak-E-O.
Gregory Reyes of Brocade Communication Systems was a Sneak-E-O.
Joe Nacchio of Qwest Communications was a Sneak-E-O.
James McDermott Jr. of Keefe, Bruyette & Woods was a Sneak-E-O.
by Vernacula November 15, 2010
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