Shrek 

God and donky is jesus

Bob: why is donky Jesus and not one of shrek's kids

Billy: we dont talk about that

Shrek by Shrek is god October 30, 2019

Shrek 

A big fat smexy ogre thats green and falls in love with donkey they get married and have sticky little kids that have mohawks and pink hair

"OH SHREK AND DONKEY HAD KIDS"

Shrek by izlourob November 6, 2019

Shrek 

Beautiful ogre...Shrek...

I FUCKING LOVE SHREK

Shrek by Lady Chicken Nugget November 15, 2019

Shrek 

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold

-Shrek

Hi Shrek hows it goi-

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?

Shrek by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is the internet king, taking his throne next to Rick Astley and Berry Bee Benson. He is God for a new generation

Shrek is love, shrek is life

Shrek by I'm not creative October 15, 2019

Shrek 

The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise

Shrek is so groovy

Shrek by Gossipgorl October 16, 2019

Shrek 

He is super thicc.All girls will fall in love with him.He is so big and strong.He is also the biggest and best gamer out there.

Girl:Is that shrek I’m in LOVE.

Shrek by Xssniperboy21 shrekthicc October 21, 2019