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Conors shlong

It a zero centimeter defeater, no Digga.
Conors shlong
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Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.
I’m shlonging for him”
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Shlong

A shlong is a basically a really large dick
Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?
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Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.
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Shlong

Look at my shlong
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Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long
This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong
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shlong

They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.
girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong

mum- teenagers these days

mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'
by karon69 March 9, 2023
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