retarded sense of humor 

A joke that has gone way too far as to appear totally not funny, but rather insulting instead. Very close to a sick sense of humor, except NO ONE laughs. Since the joke maker was only kidding, it's still considered humor ... just, retarded.

autistic-guy: "(enter unfunny joke here)"
normal-person: "What a retarded sense of humor"

retarded sense of humor by the dip May 20, 2007

Common Sense 

A superpower that less than 10% of Americans posses.

Person with common sense: Puts on their blinker before they turn on the road
...
Person in the other 90%: Does not put on blinker, proceeds to cut you off, then swerves behind you and dangerously tailgates you.

Common Sense by MeepyOwlMeeps May 7, 2018

street-sense 

the ability of having a direction of where one is going in life for the greater good.

John has street-sense, because he has a plan that he is carrying out to ultimately succeed.

street-sense by J Sizzle C December 22, 2008

Common sense 

Something that isn't very common.

Let's put it this way: You don't have common sense.

Common sense by PrtyGrl138 April 30, 2015

ahole with no sense of humor 

a douch with no sense of humor that must ruin everyone elses humor

i dont like this so its gay
shut up ahole with no sense of humor

ahole with no sense of humor by CakeAndBacon October 8, 2008

Game Sense 

"Stiuational Awareness" with stupid gamer slang on top of it

"Did you see him predict that play? His game sense is off the charts."

Game Sense by JaiTheGai June 1, 2018

negative sense

More than the opposite of sense. So opposited of sense that it becomes negative. Words people say that make so little sense, they actually unravel the fabric of the universe and destroy anything that was ever good in life. Negative sense, in a phrase, is bottled tears of confusion.

1. How are you doing?
Twelve.
You make negative sense.
Your face makes negative sense.
Point proven.

2. You are making negative sense of your life by reading this.

negative sense by tearsofconfusion April 27, 2014