A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
by Dollop June 8, 2018
Get the Hungry seagullmug. To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.
Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
Get the Seagullingmug. A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
by mangaby August 17, 2010
Get the Seagull swoopmug. When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.
by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021
Get the The Screaming Seagullmug. The Virginia seagulls are a professional college football team in the VFD ( Virginia Football Division ) They have won their Division in 2013, and 2014. Their head coach is Drake Alexander. Est. 1989
by vfd11 April 19, 2018
Get the Virginia Seagullsmug. by Keepingupwiththequinns August 29, 2018
Get the Seagullmug. When after you have finished having sex you shit on your partner from a height and then run down and steal their food straight from their hand. Popular in the Northeast coastal regions of the UK
Our lass was eating some chips after I had gid her one, so climbed up on the wardrobe and gave her the old Dirty Seagull
by Al The Duce January 10, 2024
Get the Dirty Seagullmug.