Robert;
He's the
guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of
guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your
feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert
fool you ladies. RUN!!