Hot, itchy asshole that results from incomplete ass wiping after dropping a bomb. Extremely common after the Hershey Squirts, and/or doing a lot of walking. Temporarily relieved by picking your ass, which in effect uses your underwear to get in a couple extra wipes (skids don't matter when in this condition). Vaseline can do wonders.
When at an amusement park and you use that shitty T.P. that is like newspaper and none of the shit from your ring sticks to it, then you go out and walk around for hours in the heat. You say to your buddy while picking your crack, "Man I have a Stingy Ring!"
by moe bigsley November 25, 2005
A form of phone call screening in environments where caller ID is not accessible. This is achieved by making a call, hanging up after one ring and then calling right back. The recipient of this call would normally ignore all other incomming calls until he hears the single ring indicating that he should take the next call that comes in.
Example 1: A man who is sneaking behind his woman to meet other women will know to answer the phone when he hears the "nigger ring".
Example 2: A teenager who should be in school when he is at home taking the day off. If he answers the call of a relative or family friend, that could prove to be incriminating. However, if another "school-skipping" friend wanted to reach him by phone, the nigger ring is an excellent way to avoid being caught.
Example 3: The deadbeat roommate who begged you for more time on the rent money and promised to work 12 hour shifts has really been laying on your sofa and watching your TV while YOU are at work. And so you decide to check up on him to see if he really went to work. He is using the nigger ring to avoid your call, but you are thinking one step ahead of him and you catch him in the lie.
Example 2: A teenager who should be in school when he is at home taking the day off. If he answers the call of a relative or family friend, that could prove to be incriminating. However, if another "school-skipping" friend wanted to reach him by phone, the nigger ring is an excellent way to avoid being caught.
Example 3: The deadbeat roommate who begged you for more time on the rent money and promised to work 12 hour shifts has really been laying on your sofa and watching your TV while YOU are at work. And so you decide to check up on him to see if he really went to work. He is using the nigger ring to avoid your call, but you are thinking one step ahead of him and you catch him in the lie.
by Joe Kz October 20, 2006
the american dream, with emphasis on intimate relationships and family; typically used by men in their 30s and 40s who are not married yet and are desperate for a wife
by rufflesinc May 30, 2006
To severely hit or smack another person. One is usually in the hurt bag after having their bell rung. See dial tone.
Damn, when Frank told the chick that she was fat, she just rang his bell right there in the bar. Man, he hit the floor!
by Frank Klaune March 30, 2005
That wonderful scarlet tinted color of the anal sphincter created after a spirited round of anal sex or anal fisting. Typically requires gaping for the true ambiance of the red ring to come through.
Rachel was left in bed with her ass up sporting a beautiful red ring after Carl left her satisfied and gaping.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
by Bobbymoore March 28, 2009
by awesome possume February 20, 2008