Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

Reed

weird little guy, possibly a midget and unfortunately most likely jewish

Friend: man I hate being short

You: man your such a Reed

by Cheezit_69sigma October 30, 2025

Reed

When you misspell the word read

A: hey I'm reeding here
B: I think you meant reading
A: Mind you're own business you bastard

by Druuum January 8, 2022

Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Reed

The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.

Bro don’t change in here, I saw Reed walk in.

by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019

Derek Richard Reed

Derek Richard Reed is Derek Richard Reed. No other explanation needed. Derek Richard Reed is the best person in the whole entire world. He is everybody’s mascot. Once you have Derek Richard Reed you can never let go. Nobody dislikes him because well how could they. Everybody loves him and always will. Derek Richard Reed is my superhero and a hero to everybody else .🥵😍❤️

I love Derek Richard Reed

by Ilovederekrichardreed August 31, 2022

reed

this is a bad name.

person one: oh i don’t like his name
person two: yea reed is a bad name

by reedkimball February 11, 2021